Thursday, July 30, 2009

~さようならジャパンツアー~ (Japan Farewell Tour)

I can hardly believe that I leave Japan in two weeks...and I'm not even going home....

Whose idea was it to go to New York anyway?? My brain can barely keep up.

Anyway, whether I like it or not, my grand farewell tour of Japan begins this Saturday. I'll be going to Takamatsu to sing in a jazz festival, then to Oita to see my Dad's aunt, to Kyoto to see my host family, and finally to Tokyo to see Shisei, Yuriko, and my roommate's family. Then it's three days back in Ehime for some final packing, cleaning, and cavorting with the softball men, and finally, sayonara Japan. (And hello Mom, Dad and everyone in Seattle!)

Here are a couple pictures of my town that I've been meaning to put up. Enjoy!

This is the view from the shack where my jazz band practices. (Yes, it's really a shack. You'll see in the next picture.) The shack is literally in the middle of nowhere -- nothing but rice fields all around.


And yet for some reason, our shack, smack dab in the middle of the Japanese countryside, is covered with graffiti. (>_<);


The inside of the shack...


...and the kerosene stoves that keep my lips from freezing to my trombone in the freezing cold Toon-shi winter.


My friend Michiko and me posing outside of the shack before practice. I don't quite remember what we were doing when this picture was taken...flashing gang signs?? (No, I didn't graffiti the shack. ;)


Here is my softball team in action:



This is the pitcher that I caught for most of the season. You can't really tell in this picture, but his upper arms are almost as big as my thighs. He is very fast, very accurate, and throws crazy breaking pitches, so he was a lot of fun to catch.



Here's me and two of my teammates, Kosaka-san and Shimada-san.



And finally, the happiest picture in the world:

What could be happier than eating ice cream with friends at Tokyo Disneyland??


Oh, one last thing. Originally, at the bottom of this post, I had added a link to a video of the Shinto priest's band on Youtube. But a few days later, the video mysteriously disappeared so I guess I'll take the link down. (Maybe the old man who sneakily videotaped us and posted the videos realized how sketchy that was and took them down?? Alas, there goes my last shot at instant fame and Japanese pop-stardom. I guess I'll just have to try to relaunch my career and get discovered in New York :)

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Swine Flu Level 5 Super-Emergency-Everyone-Panic ALERT!!!!

Every year, the medical school puts on a big spring festival. Students set up tents and make octopus balls, noodles, lizard heads* and other scrumptious morsels to sell, while music groups perform, martial arts clubs put on exhibitions, and people from the community come to eat and watch all of the different events. Last year, I went to the festival for a bit to support my English students, and left thinking that it was a pretty cool community outreach event and a nice way for the med students to showcase the fun things about their school.

Unfortunately, this past weekend, this year's medical festival was suddenly canceled. Why, you may ask? According to the medical school administration, since there's a big swine flu outbreak going on right now, it would be irresponsible of the medical school to sponsor a big public gathering where the infection could potentially spread.

...I sort of understand what they're saying...but I feel like there's one small detail I ought to point out:

Number of cases of swine flu in Ehime as of last weekend: ...um.....that would be....0.

How can the swine flu spread if it's not even here yet??**

Anyway, while some of the medical school students were upset that their big event was canceled, I was surprised to hear almost nobody complaining about how unreasonable the decision was. In fact, a lot of people here have decided that it's one more reason to get worked up about the flu. If you think the news coverage in the US is overblown, you haven't seen anything yet. Since the beginning of this month, the news here has almost literally been a 24-7 Swine Flu Network.*** blech...I can hardly stand to watch it.

Amidst all of this paranoia, I can't help but think that it was a little irresponsible of the medical school to cancel the whole festival and fan the flames. If the medical school's top concern was really public health, wouldn't it have been better to put the festival on as planned and add special lectures to educate the public about the real risks of the flu and proper hand-washing/flu prevention techniques? I dunno...that seems more reasonable to me....

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Last week, everyone in Japan decided that they should wear surgical masks**** to prevent the spread of infection, so there was a big rush and the medical school completely ran out. I've noticed that my roommate has a box of masks sitting on our kitchen table. I'm kind of tempted to steal it and sell it on the black market. Betcha I could probably get at least a couple thousand bucks for it...


* Just kidding.

** There have been about 345 cases of swine flu in Japan so far, most of them in Osaka, which is an 8 hour ferry ride, 6 hour bus ride, or 1 hour plane ride away from Ehime, depending on how rich you are.

*** I'm live here from Osaka with Ms. Toshiko Suzuki. Ms. Suzuki went on a trip to Mexico three years ago, and now has decided to quarantine herself in an Osaka hotel room to make absolutely sure that she doesn't spread the swine flu to her three grandchildren...

****One of my bosses (who is a great guy, by the way) always wears a surgical mask wherever he goes, even before the swine flu outbreak became big news. He is so religious about his face coverage that I think I've seen his nose and mouth only about twice in the last six months. He actually reminds me a bit of this guy... Anyway, my boss is obviously taking the news about the flu seriously -- since it broke, he's been wearing yet another mask on top of his usual mask. I would think it'd be hard to breathe after awhile, but luckily it doesn't seem to phase him. :)

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Hair Cut

Although I've been in Japan for almost three years now, I've never had the guts to get my hair cut here. Frankly, I find the salons in my neighborhood slightly amusing...and a little frightening (...although I'm assuming that they do hair a little better than they do English. :)

Which one should I choose???

Candidate #1:

And candidate #2:

Thursday, May 14, 2009

As Promised...

...here's photo post その2. (One day late...shame on me...)

Today I'm moving on from gigantic vegetables to enormous pieces of MEAT!! This was from lunch today. The coin on the lower left hand corner of the plate is about the size of a quarter. I think they took a whole pig, rolled the poor critter in bread crumbs, deep fried it, sliced it and put it on a plate.


I ate pasta and half of my friend's gigantic slab of meat and I think I've about doubled my body weight....I'm feeling a little sluggish at the moment, but I'd better go feed my amoeba. Hopefully I can roll my poor bloated body to the lab....:)

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

A Picture a Day?

Today's post is brought to you by the fairy sprites of the Enchanted Forest:


a.k.a. Tamura-san, a lady who sings with me in the band, and the Shinto Priest/pianist. We were practicing at Tamura-san's cafe one morning, and one of her customers brought by some vegetables. I forget what this particular one was called, but it looks like the biggest rhubarb I have ever seen, or something out of Honey I Shrunk the Kids...

...er wait...on second thought, I guess I lied. They're not that big...

Anyway, I was looking through old pictures this morning and found some interesting ones, so I'm thinking I'll try to post a new one here each day.

We'll see how long this lasts...I seem to remember promising to post a picture a day sometime last year, and somehow that never happened.... (>_<);;

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Free Pass

I am quickly becoming the Barry Bonds of my Japanese softball league.* This season, I have no batting average and a 1.000 on-base percentage because I've been walked in every at-bat. I must be the most fearsome number 8 hitter in all of Japan.

*...minus the home runs and the steroids.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Skin Grafts and the Next Iron Chef

Last Saturday morning, I went with the softball team to a field on the side of a mountain to plant rice. The people who used to take care of the field haven't had time to cultivate it recently, so they asked for volunteers from the community to use the land and my softball team signed up.

A few weeks ago, the softball men went up to the mountain to pull out the grass and weeds already growing in the field, and last Wednesday, we went up to the field one more time to make dirt walls around its perimeter so that it could be filled with water.

Then, on Saturday, it was planting day. Most fields are planted by machines now, but I guess the owners of the field thought it would be more traditional and environmentally friendly to plant the rice seedlings by hand. So about ten of us rolled up our sleeves and our pant legs, jumped into the field, and trudged back and forth through the mud, bending over to plant rice seedlings every foot or so.

It has warmed up here recently and there was a nice breeze blowing on Saturday, so it really felt good to be outside in the sun. Unfortunately, I stupidly forgot to apply any sun block whatsoever (I don't usually burn, so I totally didn't think about it at all....how silly of me). Today, my shoulders feel like they are on fire.

Even more impressive are my legs. I've actually started a new form of body art. Behold:


All you have to do is splash a little mud on yourself in the desired pattern and stand outside in six inches of muck for two and a half hours. Then, voila, the mud splatters will remain white, while the rest of your leg will turn a brilliant red. Magnifique, no?

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Since we were planning to be at the rice field all day, we were supposed to pack lunch to eat at noon. One of the softball men said that he really wanted to try my cooking and asked me to make lunch for him and his son too. (Actually, I think he was just too lazy to make his own lunch, but hey, who knows....)

In Japan, making lunches is really an art form -- you can't just throw a sandwich and a bag of potato chips in a bag. A good Japanese wife will cook several different sides to go with the rice, arrange them in pretty patterns in a pretty box, and carve the fruit into rabbits and swans and things.

With all the works of art I've seen in the last couple of years, I wasn't very confident that I could live up to the softball men's expectations. But fortunately, I received an emergency lunchbox creation lesson from my roommate on Friday night. We slaved away for several hours and the end result was quite respectable if I do say so myself. (....although we didn't attempt any rabbits or swans. I guess I'll have to try my hand at fruit sculpting next time...)

On Saturday, I unveiled my creations at the rice field, and the softball men went absolutely wild. One guy took a rice ball and said that he wanted to put it in the freezer so that he could preserve it and take it out every morning to admire it again and again. Another guy took pictures of the lunch boxes and posted them on his architecture company's website. Click on "COLUMN" in the link bar at the top of the page, and check out the posts from April 29th, May 8th and May 9th if you'd like to see my masterpieces, the softball men, and our rice field. :)

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Anybody there?

ハロ~ I doubt anyone even looks at this page anymore since I haven't updated for almost a year (!!), but just for kicks, I figured I would start writing again. A lot has happened in the last few months -- too much to write in one post -- but here goes.

-- After my English teaching job in Ehime ended last August, I went back to Seattle for three months to do some job shadowing in an assisted living facility and a couple of community clinics.

-- In October, I jetted all over the place doing medical school interviews. For the most part, everything went okay, besides one trip to the east coast where my luggage got lost somewhere in between Seattle and Pennsylvania. That night, I finally got to my hotel around 1 AM, borrowed deodorant and toothpaste from the front desk, brushed my teeth with my index finger, and climbed into bed. I ended up going to my interview the next morning in the same t-shirt and jeans I had worn on the plane because my suit was still MIA. I stuck out just a bit amid the group of other interviewees dressed in freshly pressed black suits, but luckily the interviewers were very nice about it, and plus I was very comfortable. Tennis shoes are a beautiful thing. :D

-- In November, I got back to Japan and have been working in a laboratory growing amoeba in little plastic dishes all day. Here are some of my favorite pets, named after some of my favorite people.


Actually, I spend most of my time soaking these little guys in different contact lens solutions and trying to figure out how to kill them. (They're awfully cute, but if they infect your eye, they eat up your cornea and can even blind you.) Several brands of contact lens solutions have no effect on these guys at all, so my task for the next couple of months is to find out which ingredients in the contact lens solutions are preventing the disinfectant from doing its job. Hopefully I'll have some Nobel Prize worthy results to present at the Japanese contact lens conference I'm supposed to go to in July...

-- According to the existing medical literature on these amoeba, they most often cause eye infections in contact lens wearers. The other at risk population includes people who have "experienced traumatic eye injury involving vegetative matter." ... That'll make you think twice the next time you have a sudden urge to fling a cabbage at your best pal's head, won't it!

-- I'm still playing trombone and singing with a couple bands here. My hope is to become a Japanese gaijin pop star extraordinaire like this guy within the next three months.

-- I've finally been accepted to medical school, so I'm bound for Cornell starting the end of this August! Come to NYC and visit me!

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With all of the uncertainty about medical school behind me and my year(s) abroad quickly coming to an end, I've been in a weird mushy, philosophical mood lately. I can't quite put my thoughts into coherent English at the moment, but I'm very thankful both for my family and friends in the states, and for all of the people I've met in Japan. I feel like my heart is stretched out across several different continents right now. I wonder what will happen when I go back to the US this fall and start over in yet another new place...

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On a slightly different note, I really like this quote:

"Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood." ~Leonardo da Vinci.

Like most people, I think that I tend to make quick unconscious judgments about things and people based on first impressions, but recently, I've realized how dangerous and hurtful that can be. Too often I find myself thinking in terms of labels -- "good kid," "bad kid," "smart kid," "drunk," "trouble-maker," "Christian," "Japanese" etc. -- but real people are more complicated than that, and it's a shame to condense them down to something less than they actually are.

...So, my goal over the next few months is to try harder to see things through other people's eyes, rather than just making assumptions. That's the way people deserve to be treated, and the way I think I would want to be treated myself. 頑張ろう!

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Stay tuned, O faithful reader(s?), for more posts in the near future (hopefully less rambling and vague than this one) as I finish out my last three months in Japan. :D

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Watch out, Ellen Degeneres...

Today, I finally got my hands on a copy of the video from our jazz concert at the shrine, so if you'd like to see it, it's here at the end of this post.

Before the concert, I was super nervous because I knew that I would have to emcee between the songs in Japanese, but luckily, emceeing turned out to be no problem at all.* In fact, the day after the concert, I got a call from one of the softball men. He told me that he was really impressed with my little spiel in between songs and thought I sounded just like the hosts at the Oscars or the Emmys.

heh heh heh :D

*You'll probably notice that the audience laughs hysterically after every single thing I say...even if it wasn't supposed to be funny. I assume that this is a good thing, although maybe there was a bit of broccoli stuck between my teeth or something??

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Graffiti

Happy Saturday morning to you courtesy of my friends at the high school next door!

(Sorry, this video doesn't really capture the view from my apartment balcony very well, but the sound ought to give you a feel for how I wake up on lazy Saturday mornings here in the peaceful bliss of the Japanese countryside. ;)




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In other news pertaining to peace and bliss, when I got to school yesterday morning, I found that someone had done a little decorating across the main doors of the medical school with a can of red spray paint. As I walked up to the entrance gawking at the new artwork, I nearly stepped in front of a police photographer who was taking pictures of the scene while a bunch of maintenance men waited around to clean up the mess. The huge Japanese characters adorning the main doors read, 三木、出てこい! (Miki, get out here!) Apparently, a very angry someone had a score to settle with Miki...

At first, I assumed that the graffiti was some kind of stupid prank aimed at some unfortunate medical student named Miki, but after hearing the scuttlebutt around the medical school, I found that Miki is actually a professor here. According to one of my English students, a patient who went to see Dr. Miki felt that he hadn't been treated properly and decided to get even. Last week, the patient posted unflattering fliers about Dr. Miki all over the shopping arcades in Matsuyama, and this week he apparently decided to go about his revenge in a slightly more artistic manner.

I guess this patient wasn't into malpractice suits so much.... Perhaps people like him are the reason that there's barbed wire around the high school...??

Friday, June 20, 2008

かわいそう (;_;)

Gaahh...something is eating my poor goldfish's dorsal fin. The top of the fin's all ragged and halfway gone. (>_<);; I went to the pet shop in between lessons yesterday and bought some fish medicine (for $10...ouch...) and now he's medicated and isolated in his own little tank. I wonder if his fin will grow back at all once I get rid of the infection...although he seems to be swimming around fine without it. Anyway, I guess I will consider this fish to be my first official patient, and perhaps a groundbreaking case study for Piscean Regenerative Medicine. Do you suppose it would help if I listed this as a clinical experience on my medical school application?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Odds and Ends

Today, while editing a paper for the ophthalmology department, I discovered my new favorite anatomical term:

Zonule of Zinn

I guess it's the name of the fibers that connect the muscles in your eye to the lens, but doesn't it sound like the name of some sort of space alien commander from a distant planet?? Hello, I am Zonule of Zinn. I come in peace... (-_-)v

Anyway, the term is definitely permanently embedded in my brain now. Who would have thought that I would get this much enjoyment from correcting medical articles?

I am going to be a great doctor.

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Yesterday, I was sitting in a cafe in Matsuyama correcting papers in between band practices when a lady came up and tapped me on the shoulder.

Lady: Excuse me, do you speak English?

Me: Yes, I do.

Lady: Can I ask you a question? (looks up at the ceiling like she is forgetting something, then suddenly remembers and looks back down at me, pointing her index finger at my chest) ....mosquito!

Me: ....?? Um, sorry?

Lady: How....how do you say....uh....um....a mosquito's baby in English?

Me: Oh, um, I think we call it larva.

Lady: ....?

(I pull out a piece of paper and write down "larva" so she can see.)

Lady: Oh! Larva! Oh, thank you very much!

Me: No problem.

Lady: (pulls out a business card) I work in this bakery. Please come and eat our cookies.

Me: ....thanks!....


Never quite figured out where this conversation was going. Any ideas? A bakery with a pest problem???


Saturday, June 07, 2008

Freedom!

I've slowly come to the conclusion that I'm buried far enough down in the medical school waitlists that I'm not going to make it in this year. Sooo close but so far. These waitlists are an awfully elegant form of torture... But alas, there's nothing to do now but write a melodramatic blog post or two, and then get on the ball for next year.

My first step towards getting this reapplication ball rolling? The MCAT. I had taken the test three years ago during college, but since MCAT scores are usually only valid for three years, I had no choice but to take it all over again.

It's amazing how much you can manage to forget in three years, so I knew I had a lot of chemistry and physics studying to do. For the six weeks before my test day, I literally locked myself in my office every night after work to study, and gradually plowed my way through five big fat test prep books and four practice tests.

On the test day last Tuesday, I arrived at the test center with plenty of time to spare, took the elevator to the seventh floor and was a bit alarmed to find a door that said "This way for the English Proficiency Exam." Aha! Here is a test I can pass! I thought, but have I gone to the wrong building for the MCAT?? I inquired at the front desk with much trepidation and found that I was indeed in the right place. As it turns out, I was the only person taking the MCAT in Osaka that day, so apparently they didn't feel the need to put up a sign for me. :) (On a side note, if any of you ever have to take the MCAT, I highly recommend taking it in Japan. Taking the test by yourself is about a million times better than taking it in a crowded room with hundreds of stressed out pre-meds madly flipping through flash cards and muttering to themselves.)

Even though I was the only person taking the test, the proctors were (of course) still required to go through all of the standard anti-cheating protocol. Before I could enter the test room, I had to take everything out of my pockets, get my fingerprints taken, pose for a picture, and show the proctor my passport. I kind of felt like I was going to jail.

The test itself went ok (I think...), or at least I finished all the questions in the time limit. And after five hours of toe tapping, head scratching and nail chewing, I emerged from the testing room a free woman....again. Hopefully this will be the last time for the MCAT and me. :)

Now that I'm finally done studying, I've been gradually making my way back from the depths of my office to join the rest of humanity. First, this meant catching up on grading papers at work, but I've also played sanshin in a couple concerts and gotten back into softball. I'm also hoping to start jogging every morning and learning how to cook, but so far I'm not having much success on those fronts. Must....get...out...of...bed....in the morning and run.

Oh, one last thing. Last month, one of the jazz groups I'm in played a concert at a shrine in my neighborhood, and a news crew came to film our practice and help us advertise. Here's a clip from the news. I tried to add (rough) English captions this time. Hopefully you can read them....they're not pretty, but at least they're semi-functional....I think... (Does anyone know of a better program for adding captions than Windows Movie Maker? I wish I could format these better so they don't fly across the screen so fast...)




Update: I think I've fixed the problem with the video now....probably...
Although if it still doesn't work, you can also watch it here, the full screen version!

Monday, April 28, 2008

I'm Thinking of Something Yellow...

Events of note since my last post:

-- Last Sunday, I was invited to make another appearance in my softball team's golf tournament. Unfortunately, since my golf debut last November, I've been a tad busy working, studying for med school interviews, and pretending to be a Japanese pop star,* so I haven't had much of a chance to work on my golf swing. The softball men reassured me that I was still welcome to play, and took me out to the driving range twice in the week before the tournament. However, despite their advice/encouragement/fervent prayers, I couldn't seem to shake my tendency to slice the ball hard to the right about 3 out of every 4 shots.

After finishing up at the driving range, I casually suggested that perhaps I ought to sit this tournament out,** but the softball team wasn't hearing any of that, so I ended up playing after all. The results?

Well, let's just say I showed a lot of grit on Sunday. Got some good exercise too, chasing my ball all over the course and fishing it out of bushes and drainage ditches....I am, however, happy to say that based on a careful analysis of the trend in my golf scores, I have made a bit of an improvement since last November:

Last November: erm...quite a few strokes...lost count after the third hole or so

Last Sunday: 153

Still have a ways to go though...


-- Still no news from any medical schools, but then again, I wasn't really expecting to hear anything new until at least May 15th. I did, however, receive some interesting news involving a certain Japanese medical school.

This morning, I ran into one of the medical English students in the hallway, and she asked me how long I thought I would stay in Ehime. When I told her that I'm tentatively planning to leave in August, she looked very surprised, and then told me that there is a rumor going around that I'm going to enroll at the Ehime University Medical School next year.

Something must have gotten lost in translation somewhere...although it would be pretty sweet if I were to get accepted to Japanese medical school without even submitting a single form... Anyway, it's good to know that someone cares if I'm around. :D


-- The six elementary school girls at my Friday night lesson absolutely crack me up.

Just recently, we've been learning our colors and talking about our likes and dislikes, so last Friday, the textbook suggested that we do an activity like this. Each girl was supposed to draw a color flashcard and take turns making an "I like" or "I don't like" sentence involving that color. When I was planning the lesson, I actually thought that the activity sounded kind of boring and wondered if it would hold the kids' attention, but in actuality, it turned out to be quite entertaining.

S-chan went first, drew a brown card, and proclaimed that she didn't like brown cockroaches. Next was Y-chan, who drew pink and told us that she didn't like pink shrimp. And then came A-chan.

A-chan is a notoriously picky eater and always asks for no fruit in her post-lesson ice cream sundae, so when she drew yellow and exclaimed, "I know what I'll do!" the other kids and I were almost certain she would say that she doesn't like bananas. But then she surprised us all by saying, "I don't know how to say this word in English, though. Can you tell me?" and I leaned over so she could whisper the Japanese word in my ear.

I could tell that she was very pleased with herself for thinking of her word, because she was grinning from ear to ear and trying not to laugh, so I was quite anxious to hear what she had to say, but although she whispered the same thing to me several times, she was giggling so much that I couldn't figure it out. I finally asked her to write down the word on a piece of paper instead, and when she finished, I looked down to see オネショ (onesho = wetting the bed) written in large neat letters.

So true, A-chan, so true. たしかに、both yellow and unpleasantやね...


*More about the latest developments in my budding pop star career in another post.

**It's not that I mind looking bad in front of the softball men -- I've gotta practice somewhere if I ever plan on getting any better -- I just don't want to make everyone wait on me as I sloooowly make my way toward the green....

Monday, April 07, 2008

Plan B

Happy April! I hope that you're as happy as I am that spring has come. Here, have some celebratory sushi.


The other day, a few of my students took me to a park for a picnic, and this is what we had for lunch. I'll give a gold star to the lucky reader who can figure out what's odd about this sushi.

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Since my med school interview at the UW last October, I've been patiently waiting in the dreaded "competitive applicants pool" for a final decision on my application. And man, five months is an awfully long time to wait...

The UW's final admissions committee meeting was two Fridays ago, so I figured it was safe to assume that I would learn my fate early this week.

Unfortunately, I was wrong.

Almost a week after the meeting, despite obsessively checking my e-mail and the UW's rather unhelpful application status web page, I still hadn't heard a thing. No phone calls. No e-mail. No snail mail. I was beginning to wonder if I ought to be watching out for skywriting or a singing telegram when my status on the UW's website finally changed to "A decision has been made on your application." (Now really, isn't it just a bit cruel that the website doesn't tell you anything more detailed than that??) Feeling so nervous that I thought I might vomit, I called the UW admissions office and found....that I have been put on the waitlist.

At least I haven't been rejected (yet), but I don't particularly relish the idea of waiting another three months to find out whether or not I can get in. It makes it awfully hard to know if I should cross my fingers and hope for an acceptance, or give up on this year and start looking for a job.

Anyway, I figure it's always best to have a plan B, so I've started to do a little job-hunting research. My first source? The kids at my Friday night English lesson:

Me: Hey, I think I might have to look for a new job for next year. What kind of job do you think would be good for me?

K-chan: Um...umm......oh! I know! Maybe you could work in a convenience store?!


True. I certainly could. I've bought enough convenience store bento lunches in my day that I know all of the pertinent convenience-store-related Japanese phrases! (あたためますか?) I wonder if convenience stores give out working visas.....

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This weekend was the spring festival in downtown Matsuyama, so I dropped by the shopping arcades to take a peek at the annual parade. The parade is called daimyo gyoretsu, and apparently it's a re-creation of the processions that daimyo (feudal lords) had to make to Tokyo each year to pay their respects to the shogun. These processions happened around 200 or 300 years ago, so the clothes the people in the parade were wearing were pretty different and cool looking.

Here's the daimyo:



...and the daimyo's samurai bodyguard accompanied by his own personal umbrella holder:



Apparently the archers weren't important enough to merit gigantic umbrellas. :( I dig their outfits though. Just out of curiosity, does anyone know how those bows work? Wouldn't your arms have to be super long to pull that huge bowstring back far enough for the arrow to go anywhere?



Here are the ladies in waiting (I think...??) I would hate to have been a girl back then. My students tell me that it took many months to walk from Ehime to Tokyo, and I think I probably would have gone crazy wearing a kimono and walking in little tiny strides like this for days on end....



Last but not least, here are the guys who clean the chandeliers in the daimyo's house. (This one is for you, Mom. ;)



After the parade passed by, I walked out of the shopping arcades toward Matsuyama Castle and enjoyed a stroll in the beautiful weather.



The cherry blossoms are in full bloom now. They're pretty, huh.



Every day on the news here, there's a whole segment devoted to reporting the places where the cherry blossoms have started to bloom. They even calculate the percentage of buds that have opened on a certain representative tree in each famous cherry blossom viewing spot. It's really a big deal. The people in the picture down below are having ohanami, a sort of cherry blossom appreciation party. People spread blankets under the trees and eat lunch together.



Here's more cherry blossoms near the moat around Matsuyama Castle.


That little boat in the background always sits in the moat, but I've never seen anyone use it before. Quite mysterious. I plan to live inside of it next year while I work at the convenience store and study to retake the MCAT. (笑)

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

何が言いたかったのでしょう...

I was editing an paper about coronary artery disease for one of the doctors today, when I found this passage.

"As you know, there are many biomarkers and thus related papers regarding acute coronary syndrome and vulnerable plaque. I am disgusted and confused about that!"

I concur! What could be more disgusting than biomarkers and vulnerable plaque??

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Reasons I Would Make a Terrible Wife: Vol. III*

One of the many perks of teaching English in Ehime is that Ehime is famous for mikan, little mandarin oranges, and when mikan are in season, my students give me grocery bags full of them literally every day. Mmmm.... Sometimes I even eat them for dinner if I don't feel like fixing something a little more substantial. Perhaps this is not the most nutritionally sound diet, but I tell myself that at least I don't have to worry about getting scurvy.

Last week was a particularly fruitful one. At one point, I think I had at least two dozen mikan in bags on top of my refrigerator, so before I left last Thursday on a little five-day trip to Kyoto, I went on a mikan eating frenzy -- must have eaten four or five mikan per day -- and finally, on Thursday night, I departed for Kyoto, having successfully depleted my rather large hoard of fruit.

Or so I thought....

When I came back to my apartment this morning, I noticed an odd smell emanating from behind the refrigerator. I wandered around my apartment
for a few minutes unpacking and thinking all the while, It smells like oranges in here. Oranges...and....and...easter egg dye?? Impossible, no one dyes easter eggs here...But it definitely smells like oranges. Oranges...and....and dirty socks???

I finally decided that the strange odor required proper investigation, and peered behind the refrigerator to find that a paper sack of oranges had fallen into the crack between the fridge and the wall. I attempted to pull the sack out, but it disintegrated in my hands. The
mikan fell to the ground with a nasty squelch, and an enormous cloud of green dusty mold billowed out across my kitchen. When the green dust finally settled, I ran to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and found that I looked like the Wicked Witch of West's slightly paler sister.** I washed off the green ick and then proceeded to de-mold the rest of my kitchen.

By then, the smell was much worse, and I could just imagine all of the mold particles still floating around in the air and turning my lungs green. If the mold could annihilate those
mikan in a matter of days, how long would it take for the mold to eat me alive too???

Anyway, my kitchen is much cleaner now and I am still alive, so all appears to be right in the world. I guess I should find a different place to store the
mikan from now on, though...



* Vol. I and II can be found in previous posts for your further (懐かしい) reading enjoyment.

**Minus the pointy hat and warts.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Run that by me again?

Yesterday, the leaders of the big band I'm in posted the set list for our next concert. The second tune on the list?

BRIDE OVER TROUBLED WATERS

I'd really like to hear the lyrics to this version... ;)

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Snakes on a Plane

I was searching the internet to see if I could bring a real python-skin sanshin back to the US* when I came across this article:

"A young woman has been cautioned at Scotland's Glasgow Airport after attempting to smuggle a live snake on a journey from America** to the Netherlands.

Customs officers in Glasgow were carrying out a routine check on the woman when they noticed that her snakeskin belt was in fact a live snake. The harmless reptile had been chilled prior to the flight to keep it in a comatose state but it came to life in the warmth of the airport terminal.

The snake was confiscated and the woman was allowed to catch her flight after being given a warning, according to Scottish newspaper The Herald. "


-- Courtesy of Airline Industry Information, Feb. 18, 2002


Genius.

When I mentioned this story to one of my private lesson students the other day, he came up with a brilliant idea of his own.



Ryu: Hey, didn't you say you're going to have give your goldfish away before you go back to America?

Me: Yeah, the softball team wants to FedEx them back to Seattle for me, but I don't think that'll work so well....

Ryu: You should find a piece of opaque plastic piping, fill it with water, put the goldfish inside, and wear it as a belt on the plane!



It might be worth a try. I'd sure feel bad if my poor goldfish suffocated, though. I suppose every once in a while, I could sneak into the bathroom, take the belt off, and blow bubbles into it....


*Apparently pythons are an endangered species, and it's illegal to bring products made from endangered species into the US, so I settled for a synthetic snakeskin sanshin instead.

** Does this mean that she had already smuggled the snake on a plane once when she flew from the US to Glasgow??? Maybe it wouldn't be so hard to get the sanshin through customs after all....

Monday, March 03, 2008

嬉しいこといっぱい (Too Much of a Good Thing??)

For the last couple months, business has been booming at the medical school -- I think I've gained four or five private lessons just lately. This makes at least four one-hour lessons everyday, and that's not including the university classes and the free tutoring sessions I do for the medical students. If you add in prep time and the proofreading work I do for doctors at the medical school, I'm basically at school from 9 AM to 9 PM every day.

In a way, this is a good thing. I like my job, and I certainly don't want to be sitting around with nothing to do. As long as I'm living by myself in the middle of the Japanese countryside, it's best to keep busy.

On the other hand, all of these new lessons mean that I literally have no time to eat dinner until at least 9 at night Monday through Saturday....although on the bright side, once I come back to the states, I'll probably be a lot thinner.* Maybe I can become a super model.**

* Or fatter?? Isn't eating right before you go to bed supposed to make you gain weight? Or maybe my occasional late night snacking will be canceled out by the fact that sometimes I fall asleep in the middle of the floor without eating anything at all.

** Shoot..forgot that I'm not over six feet tall...


Anyway, suffice it to say that with the sudden deluge of work since the first of the year, I haven't been able to write too many blog posts lately. :( But as usual, there's been plenty of stuff to write about. Here's a quick rundown of the most exciting non-work related events of the past few weeks:

Since I went to Okinawa last year, I've been a bit obsessed with the sanshin, a three-stringed banjo-ish instrument that people play there. It's a little hard to describe what it sounds like, but people play it at festivals and dance to it, so it's rhythmical and fun...maybe you could call it Okinawan-style hoe-down music??

Anyway, in Okinawa, I bought a really cheap sanshin for practice, and figured that if I ever got good at it, I could switch to a better one. Real sanshin are made from wood and covered with python skin, but my cheap one was made from a tin can. (After the bombing in World War II, Okinawa was completely devastated, and there were no materials to make sanshin, so people made them out of whatever they could find -- mostly scraps of wood and empty cans. Now the cheapest sanshin in souvenir shops are still made that way.)

Unfortunately, my sanshin was a little too cheap (or maybe I am stronger than I thought.) I was tuning it one day, turned one of the wooden tuning pegs a little too hard, and broke the peg in half. I glued the peg back together with wood glue, but it was never quite the same. :( Lamenting the loss of my sanshin, I mentioned to my parents that I wished I had a real one, and they surprised me and ordered me one for Christmas. And two weeks ago, my new sanshin finally came to the medical school. The new one is beautiful, and the sound is sooo much better than the tin can. :D

The day after my sanshin came, I checked the mail again and found a postcard with results from the Japanese proficiency test I had taken last December. (The test is for foreigners who are studying Japanese, and there are four levels depending on how long you've been studying. For my level, I had to know ~2000 Japanese characters and ~10,000 vocabulary words, so all November and December, I was studying characters like a crazy person.) My postcard was kind of small, and since a small envelope usually means bad news, I figured I must have failed the test, but I opened it anyway and found that I had actually passed! I hope no one was watching me because I was so surprised that I kind of did a little jig up the stairs to my apartment.

The following day, the postman brought me yet another surprise -- another postcard from Nodo Jiman (the American Idol-ish TV show) inviting me to audition for the TV show again. The audition was last weekend, and I decided to sing an Okinawan song and play my sanshin.

Unfortunately, this time around, I didn't sing terribly well and didn't make it on TV, so there's no videotape, but here's a still of me and my beautiful sanshin:


Just like last time, the rest of the auditionees (250 people total) were very entertaining, so despite the fact that I wasn't able to make much progress in my quest to become a Japanese pop star, I was glad to have gone to the audition.

My English student's sister came to hear me sing, and after the audition was over, she invited me to spend the night at her apartment instead of taking the hour and a half long bus ride back home.

In case you're wondering how I know my English student's sister, I suppose I'd better catch you up on a little background information. Last fall, my English student, Yumi, took me to see a big festival in her hometown and introduced me to her whole family. Here's me, Yumi, and her sister, Hitomi, next to one of the festival floats:


See that gigantic pole I'm leaning on? At the festival, the men put the poles on their shoulders and carry the float and bounce it up and down. About five minutes after this picture was taken, the manly men from the float next door decided they wanted to have a fight with our float and started charging towards us. Fortunately for me, Yumi and Hitomi realized that we were about to be sandwiched between two enormous pieces of wood and we all ran to safety in the nick of time.

...but I digress....

Here's Yumi, me, and Hitomi's five year old son, Yuuto, at a little safer distance from the action:


Yuuto is absolutely hysterical. When I first met him last fall, he was really scared of me because he had never seen a foreigner before. (For the first hour or so of the festival, he kept saying, "I don't like foreigners. I hate people who speak English!!") But after a bit, his curiosity got the better of him and we became pretty good buddies:


During dinner, he kept running over to sit on my lap and ask me questions like, "What does your grandpa look like?" and "Are there dogs in America?"

Ok, so back to Nodo Jiman day... After my audition, Yuuto was apparently really excited that I was coming to stay at his apartment. When I walked in the door, he pulled me inside and immediately gave me the grand tour, saying, "I've been cleaning house all day to get ready for you. Doesn't it just sparkle??" And then we played and played all night long...with board games and play money and video games and picture books...it was the first time I had played that much in a long time, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. :D

Later that night, we went out to dinner, where Yuuto told me the whole story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and then to the public bath. Yuuto insisted on coming into the women's side to play with me, and then almost dragged me into the men's side too when he decided to look for his dad later on. (笑)

When it was time for me to go home the next afternoon, we did one more jigsaw puzzle and then sadly parted. Yuuto told me to come back next Sunday and he would be sure to clean the house for me. I think I'm in love. <3 <3