Medical Engrish All-Stars

Although Tyler and I have been here for almost a month now, we still find little Engrish treasures in our office every now and then. Yesterday, while digging through a file folder, Tyler found a bunch of profiles of last year's students written in English.

Some of their entries definitely deserve a prize, so it is with great pleasure that I present to you the Top Three in the Medical English Class of 2004-2005.

#3: Most Wholesome Profile

What are your hobbies?

1. Smoking
2. Drinking
3. Driving

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#2: Most Earnest Profile

Please indicate any other information about yourself that you think is important. If you have any requests for this class, please let us know here.

I think I study hard maybe.

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#1: Most Philosophical/Apathetic/(??) Profile

Please indicate any other information about yourself that you think is important. If you have any requests for this class, please let us know here.

especially nothing